"If we have literal space alien remain in the custody of the US Government, there is no way that wouldn't leak out in some way" - VP JP Vance “If there were aliens or alien spaceships or anything under the control of the United States government that we knew about — seen photographs, what have you — I promise you some guy guarding the installation would have taken a selfie with one of the aliens and sent it to his girlfriend.” - former president Barack Obama These jovial remarks by American l...