After reviewing the recently declassified ODNI-UAP-D001 report (a firsthand account from a senior U.S. intelligence officer describing close encounters with orange orbs over a military test range in late 2025) I’ve been turning over a theory that feels more parsimonious than either extraterrestrial visitors or secret technology. What if these phenomena are organic? The orbs in D001 were tracked simultaneously by ground FLIR, helicopter NVGs, radar, and the naked eye. There were multiple indep...