Conventional wisdom says UAPs cluster near nuclear sites. We tested it. After controlling for population density — 20 randomized control sets, 80 km radius, haversine distance: - Nuclear sites: 22.4% of sightings nearby - Random locations: 54.0% baseline - Ratio: 0.42x UAP sightings are *underrepresented* near nuclear facilities once you control for where people actually live. The one exception worth noting: *weapons labs* punch above their weight relative to their count. Make of that what yo...