"I don't know anything about teleporting. It just sounds a little strange. I know nothing about teleporting or him, but I'll find out about it right now." ~Trump on Top FEMA Official, Gregg Phillips, and His Claims of Teleporting to Waffle House and Other Locations 🫣🙃😬😬😬 https://t.co/E9ResgQPbh

Whaaaaaaat? Teleported to a Waffle House? And why not IHOP for a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity? https://t.co/USON1X4TLP [Quoted] Gregg Phillips, Head of the Office of Response and Recovery at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), said in January 2025 during an episode of the far-right conspiracy theory podcast Onward, that he has experienced multiple instances of teleportation, including to a https://t.co/sP8KrmiaHs

The media says a confused retiree wandered into the mountains. We audited the FEMA database and proved authorities never actually issued a mobile Silver Alert for him. A standard missing persons op pings every phone in the geofence to get local eyes on the ground. Bypassing the mobile alert means they wanted the optics of a search, but specifically wanted the physical grid kept clear of civilians or, it could mean they already knew he wasn't in that grid. His worried neighbor on the news is a...